There's been so much to do to prepare for Smash's birthday. First I had to rescue him from President Obama (twice!), then I had to find a laser gun to complete my Fox costume (if only I could grow facial hair EVERYWHERE!!!), then I had to design the picture to go on the Smash Cake.
The design I have now is truly beautiful. It consists of me, Master Left Hand, in a golden horizon at the top of the cake, holding an N64 controller and looking down on the vast landscape below, where Fox is punching, kicking, shooting, killing, and raping every other Smash character in bloody detail. Princess Peach sure is lucky she didn't get in this game! I'll tell you one character who's especially NOT lucky to have been in the original SSB - Yoshi. Yoshi is getting his eggs stomped on and being raped up the butt by Fox, while he is holding his trusty laser gun right at Yoshi's temple. Yoshi is crying and Fox is pulling Yoshi's tongue back with his other arm and biting Yoshi's neck so he bleeds. It is truly awe-inspiring, to say the least.
I've also been busy buying 10 Smash-themed birthday candles, as well as the standard decoration fare: ribbons, banners, confetti galore, etc. It's going to be so fun! I can't wait.
And the BEST part about Smash's birthday is that that stupid game NBA Hangtime won't be around to ruin the party! Hehehehehehehe.
Post a comment if you'd like a facebook invite! It's going to be the party of the next 90 years!!!
-MLH
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