President Obama has scheming cover-ups!!

Some of you may be aware of the blog that is trying to be everything that this is, but failing.  That blog is this piece of trash. President Obama has committed a number of schemes and cover-ups in his plan to overtake me, so I'd like to show you all the TRUTH in the name of Smash:

I present to you, the people, the injustices committed by President Obama on this day, April 21, 2009:

1) He made a blog about an inferior game (NBA Hangtime) and had numerous grammatical errors in his blog posts.  When these amateur mistakes were brought to his attention (see, "You know what Cohen, your overrated), he hastily made the correction after consulting with dictionary.com for 25 minutes trying to understand what an apostrophe was.  This attempt to sweep his idiocy under the rug has not gone unnoticed, for I have been watching his blog constantly and had a screencap of the spelling error!  However, he sabotaged me and I no longer have evidence.  All I have is the truth.

2) He stole the Super Smash Bros. game cartridge, and left a ransom note on my desk along with a photograph of him holding the game as evidence that it was in his possession.  I don't know how President Obama got in my room, but next time he comes it better be with the Secret Service because he is going to need protection, and not the kind that Master Left Hand keeps at the ready in a box in the second drawer from the bottom.

3) In a sign that his ego is truly going to his head, President Obama is appearing SHIRTLESS on the cover of the May issue of the Washingtonian Magazine!  Cover your eyes! Please, President Obama.  You couldn't even stack up with the sloppily pixelated NBA characters in the game you idolize.  Grow some chest hair, you pathetic excuse for a man.

4) He has vowed to attract more readers to his regurgitated vomit of a blog than mine.

I am asking you, the people, to take the time to click "Subscribe" to the right side of the page and campaign against evil in the form of our President.  Only if we are united can we hope to bring back Smash before its 10th birthday.  Abducting a minor!  If only he couldn't simply issue himself a presidential pardon...

So far, I have one follower.  But it is really I who am following him.  That follower is none other than the one true FOX, the best pilot and fighter in the Smash universe.  If he finds this blog worthy to subscribe to, then you have no choice but to follow.

SUBSCRIBE AND LET US DEFEAT THE PRESIDENT!!!