I have very sad news for all the loyal Smash fans reading this blog. I'm sure you have all been inspired by President Obama's meteoric ascent to the presidency and the change that he has brought to the Oval Office. Personally, I have canvassed for him and sent donations his way for over a year to help get him to where he is now. And during that long road to the White House, ugly rumors began to surface: that he was a Muslim. That he was not loyal to the United States of America. That he was ineligible to be President.
I can now tell you that none of those things are true. We have, however, ELECTED A TRAITOR!
PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS STOLEN SUPER SMASH BROS.!!!
It appears that he has some connection to the laughably inferior N64 game NBA Hangtime, based on this blog post:
http://nbahangtimerules.blogspot.com/
In that post, he makes false allegations about me stealing the game NBA Hangtime. It would be beneath me to steal such a horribly designed game when I could be playing G-d's gift to humanity instead. Clearly it doesn't make any sense why I would take NBA Hangtime - although I may have returned it to its rightful owner in pursuit of justice!
My commitment to justice continues as I quest to recover the stolen Smash game. Any information as to the whereabouts of the President of the United States are appreciated. Please post them in the comments section.
LET'S BRING SMASH HOME FOR ITS 10TH BIRTHDAY!!!
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